Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 13, 2012

Can I have that to go?

That’s a premium offer.

Prices may vary, depending on morality…..

Only on Friday the Thirteenth though.

Well, Warner Brothers certainly did. I think there’s a train clause in there somewhere, too.

The barista, Lloyd, admitted that it’s a claim and switch tactic.

Reminds me of insurance – only works if you don’t need it!

? Please explain to those of us who are acronymed challenged – like me.

Also only applies if you’re not hungry, since that would be a pre-existing condition.

tea bagger health insurance

See, this is a good social commentary. Sarcastic, a little cynical, but not distasteful. And educational! I may or may not agree with it, but it’s a well designed comic.

Was this the original Cafeteria Plan?

They also forgot to mention you don’t get served if you’re actually hungry.

$14.95 if you ate here yesterday.

To keep flies off, they have to at least cover the meat.

Organized legal criminality. Sorry…I meant, ‘American Insurance Industry…’ which is why those of us who know all the important AMERICAN companies are owned by SAUDI and GERMAN holding companies know why the tighty-righties were so loud a couple of years ago…TPotz etc are ALSO totally owned by the same foreign interests…yes, you think I’m nuts and blowing smoke. Why don’t you CHECK? and NOT with Limpy…he’s ALWAYs been on the payroll…Fox too.

You might even find out before November…the hacking and blackmail Fox has done of American demo politicians might become well-known and even scandalous before then…

How will your opinion of all you’ve been told about ‘liberals’ change THEN? Get ready…

I’ll bet that special is goose or gecko!

Not including the $500 deductible.

Reminds me of this exchange from Animal Crackers, with Chico as the bandleader Ravelli:

Ravelli: Ah, for playing we get ten dollars an hour. Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing? Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour. Now… for rehearsing, we make a special rate, that’s fifteen dollars an hour. Spauling: That’s for rehearsing. Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing? Ravelli: You couldn’t afford it. You see if we don’t rehearse we don’t play. And if we don’t play, that runs into money. . . .

…hunger being a pre-existing condition.

@psychladyDid you notice the name of the cafe?

you know: the aflac duck? AFLAC! sign on an Outer Banks agent’s office: "No ducks or lizards. Just insurance.

Make that three hard boiled eggs.