Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 10, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    That still won’t make the time go any faster tough.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    One advantage over Spook.

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    Peabody-Martini  over 12 years ago

    Look on the bright side, the day may come when Fink occupies the cell next to yours.

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    Take your windows and cram them FINKEY DINKEY!!!

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    finkd  over 12 years ago

    And if you don’t, I’ll have you shot out of a cannon, and you’ll become the world’s biggest lawn dart.

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    JollyRoger56  over 12 years ago

    Take the cell with the windows, then go on a diet. You may be able to fit through the bars.

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Overlooking the garbage dump & swamp.

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    Tell him you’re a golf pro and you can be a trustee at the castle.

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    raising the bar on your pad, or more bars in more places if your cell has windows.

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    Go pass gas instead of judgement Finky! You’re better at it!

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    sleeepy2  over 12 years ago

    As an office worker who got moved from a cubicle with a window view to one without, I can tell you it makes a huge difference having the window.

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    PShaw0423  over 12 years ago

    Yeah, I read that someplace. :)

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    DavidGBA  over 12 years ago

    Snow blowing in, too!

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