Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 30, 2012

nothing that you can come up with will ever sound quite right…

Sounds like a Get Fuzzy plot from a few weeks ago. Pig don’t fear the reaper.

Pig, just go to the croc’s house already.

Last time we visited this thread, Pig was at Death’s door, as I recall.

what, with all the crocks that are dying… can it ever be redundant?

Oh Piggy dear…. you’ll be the death of me yet.

I wonder how they dealt with their separation… in quiet contemplation and reflection, or did Death take a holiday?

clearly he was boning someone else

What happened to “neighbor Bob”? Did he move….oh, wait…..Death moving back….never mind.

So, Death had taken a holiday of sorts, eh? How about a sign saying “Welcome back, Mr. Death! What ever became of your wife?”

This one strip is better than 2 seasons of The Walking Dead. Whose death I’d welcome eagerly.

The second sign could easily pertain to any remaining members of the Sean Cassidy, Suzanne Somers, or Richard Simmons fan clubs.

Wait, didn’t the Deaths have a kid? Gonna have to go back through my books and see if that strip is in one of them. Find out if they did have a kid, and if so then I have to wonder who got custody.

Mr. Death is making a stop on Rubes today as well.

Did the Grim Reaper move out of Rob Wilco’s apartment or did Bucky kick him out?

I hate harvest time….

Why, I had no idea this strip took place in Florida!

I notice that Rat is not here today – probably away planning some death-defying trick.

Death? I thought he said deaf. I’m putting hearing aid batteries on my shopping list.

Seems to be a vague connection between PBS and Heart today.

“We’re all on death’s door, repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal Girl Scouts trying to make quota.”

Death was enrolled in a Tony Robbins self improvement seminar. He learned that the hoodie had to go!

what a tourist attraction

I long for the relief that death will bring.

:D hahahaha

So the grim reaper’s gonna be a new regular?