Monty by Jim Meddick for April 26, 2012
Transcript:
I drew a picture of Mr. Monty... I made him running! I told her we were on the track team together... Mister Monty Why. Why is my butt so big? Y'know kids drawings... Totally fanciful... And I'm giving it to him to keep! Um... Do you have a full-length mirror upstairs? Oh, that's so nice darling!
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
straight to the pool room, that one
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
With friends like that, Monty doesn’t need enemies. I think the family is playing with his head and are beginning to psych-out Monty.
revisages over 12 years ago
fits since you can the show always runsittin’ ‘round ever begun when that’s done
Commentator over 12 years ago
I wonder if Monty ran in his long plaid pants when he was on the track team in school.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
I’ve always thought Monty’s blubber was concentrated on the belly-side. I guess he gave up running when he became beer-legal.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Monty got back and junk in the trunk! A big ol’ booty, boy……glutus extreamly maximus……
rockngolfer over 12 years ago
People of Walmart has a website that has some kids art.http://yourkidsartsucks.com/
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Dad is still being a supportive parent.
ramonesfan over 12 years ago
Monty was on the track team? I’ll bet he ran the mile in 8 minutes, or the 100 yard dash in 30 seconds ….
jimbeauga over 12 years ago
Now if Kelly and Doug ever visit “Mister Monty,” that picture of Monty in his loaded shorts had better be up on the old ’fridge.
iced tea over 12 years ago
They’re trying to tell Monty something.