Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 2012
Transcript:
Jeff: You want butter on that, dawg? Zipper: Please. Jeff: Showtime! Zipper: Nice! Jeff: Check it, dude - I'm actually sitting here watching a ten-foot-tall Megan Fox in my own home theater! Is my life stupid sick now or what? Zipper: Yes, but it's also a dream, dude. Jeff: What do you mean? Zipper: Think about it. What are the odds this could really be happening to you? You're just a random chucklehead, like me. Money for nothin' and chicks for free? Really? C'mon! Jeff: NOOOOO! Zipper: Dude! JK! JK! Look, Megan's still up there!
BE THIS GUY over 12 years ago
Well, isn’t he a fine guest.
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
Zipper with a Dire Straits reference. Nice touch,
palos over 12 years ago
It’s not Megan unless its in 3D.
James Hopkins over 12 years ago
I shoulda learned to play the guitar…
Michelle Morris over 12 years ago
I shoulda learned to play them drums! (Second song reference today!)
mlshanks over 12 years ago
That’s the way ya do it…
sherbert over 12 years ago
As a 77-year-old American woman living abroad for the past 50 years, I use Doonesbury as my Urban dictionary. It is thanks to Garry Trudeau that I use MY BAD a lot, hoping to sound plugged into the present. JK JK
Doughfoot over 12 years ago
Is Jeff upset because he thinks his life is just a dream from which he will wake up? Or is he upset because Zipper’s right about the two of them being alike?
38lowell over 12 years ago
Take his popcorn away!!
Alexthen over 12 years ago
What does JK mean?
….Old Dude
Mumblix Premium Member over 12 years ago
JK = just kidding
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Trudeau’s just messin’ with us. He’ll keep this dream alive. It’s worth it, just to torture Redfern.
djmalloy over 12 years ago
We’ve go to move these refrigerators,We’ve got to move these colour TVs. (like the one on the wall).
andygup over 12 years ago
living on borrowed money
those sunglasses make me cringe
celeconecca over 12 years ago
oh man, I didn’t think about that
jnik23260 over 12 years ago
Last year’s hottie.
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Love Zipper’s wide-eyed innocent look. No wonder Jeff believed him. :)))
cdhaley over 12 years ago
We’ve gotten bored waiting for Jeff to wake up. Now it looks like GBT is bored, too—-making his “pen-and-ink” fantasy scream like an infantile creature about to be annihilated.
rgcviper over 12 years ago
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Mitchtheone over 12 years ago
popcorn didn’t have enough butter. So yeah I guess it would be real..
Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 12 years ago
Nicholas Sparks and the Twilight woman earned stupid money with their writing. Not a such a stretch for the Red Rascal.
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Partypooper!! }:^\