Caveman: What now, Einstein?
Einstein: I believe our species is evolving.
Intelligence is necessary for survival, right? So, morons die and can't reproduce. Thus, nature made us superior.
Caveman: You've made a fabulously compelling argument.
Intelligence is no longer necessary for human survival. It hasn’t been for some time. Much of human ingenuity is and has been devoted to exiling nature from our experience. Consequently, a haven for morons has been created, free from the process of natural selection. And, man o’ man, can they reproduce.
Natural selection died when we started having to put “Don’t eat or put this in your mouth” warnings on everything that intelligent people know don’t go on their mouths. :-)
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Morons are not an endangered species.
unnormal over 12 years ago
@JohnnyDiego
Is that why they’re not called LESSons?I never learned lessons too good.
MtnMan7648 over 12 years ago
Looks like we have plenty of morons, but clearly need more sinkholes, especially around Washington, D.C.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Nature made some more superior than others. The others are just derrierre’s.
tagteam over 12 years ago
Looks more like a Punji pit than a sink hole!
rincon2010 over 12 years ago
Intelligence is no longer necessary for human survival. It hasn’t been for some time. Much of human ingenuity is and has been devoted to exiling nature from our experience. Consequently, a haven for morons has been created, free from the process of natural selection. And, man o’ man, can they reproduce.
Mitchtheone over 12 years ago
And he was the bright one.. After that there were no more intelligent life left on the planet.
Jkiss over 12 years ago
Natural selection died when we started having to put “Don’t eat or put this in your mouth” warnings on everything that intelligent people know don’t go on their mouths. :-)