F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 17, 2012

the place is a little drafty in winter but there is plenty of heat in the Spring.

There is a place like that here in Portland.

Non Dog, “fleas” lady.

we’ll take a table in the corn dog section

You have to ask??

Looks like a very fetching place.

“You’d better not be referring to my date, lady!”

There’s a hair in my soup.

Non-dog, duh!

Non please. I’m trying to quit

Your “no-peeing” bromide has whiskers. Plus, most of “no smoking on Earth” divas always interject your “harmless” peccadilloes—dogs, booze, guitar-strumming, mimes—smug in the knowlege that others appreciate them as much as you.Oh—an’ I don’t smoke.

Definitely dog. They’re more well behaved than the kids section, or even a lot of adults.

AAAHHHH where is this resturant I would totally go.

I loved when there were plenty of fine dining places where Cuddles Cockatoo could eat with people and everyone enjoyed her company.

I would eat in a place like this! But, alas, I will have to content myself to eating at my own table with the little one on the floor next to me….