yeah roz, just make sure you have a good attorney when the rentacop at the exit collars you for shoplifting. it’s 2 years penetentiary here in virginia, and walmart stores will seek the maximum on the first offence, no plea bargains accepted.
Radio spot I heard ages ago for a shoe store had a comedienne taking on Imelda Marcos (look it up): “That woman had 6,000 pairs of shoes! That’s eight shoe changes a day! That’s ridiculous! (a beat) I can see six…”
Never understood this feminine fascination with number and variety of shoes. I wonder if some evolutionary biologist has written his (or her!) Ph.D. thesis on it, or done a study on it?
The Nihilist almost 13 years ago
The wall keeps getting steeper and higher…
revisages almost 13 years ago
in other words, it’s a shoo-in
Michael Jones almost 13 years ago
She actually means “Buy it!” Whether she will wear it is another thing altogether.
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
yeah roz, just make sure you have a good attorney when the rentacop at the exit collars you for shoplifting. it’s 2 years penetentiary here in virginia, and walmart stores will seek the maximum on the first offence, no plea bargains accepted.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Roz and Lila should get together one day and go on a shoe shopping spree.
Weakstream almost 13 years ago
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Too many ifs.
K M almost 13 years ago
Radio spot I heard ages ago for a shoe store had a comedienne taking on Imelda Marcos (look it up): “That woman had 6,000 pairs of shoes! That’s eight shoe changes a day! That’s ridiculous! (a beat) I can see six…”
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Yeah, Rozzie, but if you wear shoes yo feet don’ fit no limb…
danlarios almost 13 years ago
if the shoe fits wear it
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
“If it makes you happy”
I just thought of a new invention..
Battery powered vibrator shoes(lightbulb ON )
Rakkav almost 13 years ago
Never understood this feminine fascination with number and variety of shoes. I wonder if some evolutionary biologist has written his (or her!) Ph.D. thesis on it, or done a study on it?