As I was going into a store, a guy in front of me was texting and looking down while walking. He thought he was going through an automatic door that would open as he got near it. Only trouble was he missed the door and walked straight into a plexi-glass window. I almost couldn’t stop laughing!
Human beings have finally been domesticated and can easily be tamed, directed, taught to do funny tricks, and become totally socially useless, though offensive and amusing… through the power of attention-directing technology…
As long as most people don’t know that the only REAL value is human attention, they’ll continue to throw it away on self-destructiveness…for tghe smarter, crueler others’ profit.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
That sounds promissing.
rshive over 12 years ago
Not quite what the Perfesser had in mind.
medved over 12 years ago
Phase of the moon is wrong, or the story is at least three weeks old.
Chas60 over 12 years ago
Will he be mistaken for a whale?
bbadenov over 12 years ago
As I was going into a store, a guy in front of me was texting and looking down while walking. He thought he was going through an automatic door that would open as he got near it. Only trouble was he missed the door and walked straight into a plexi-glass window. I almost couldn’t stop laughing!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
No good can come from texting, Cosmo. Maybe now you’ll quit.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Human beings have finally been domesticated and can easily be tamed, directed, taught to do funny tricks, and become totally socially useless, though offensive and amusing… through the power of attention-directing technology…
As long as most people don’t know that the only REAL value is human attention, they’ll continue to throw it away on self-destructiveness…for tghe smarter, crueler others’ profit.
What fools these mortals be.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Me? I like the funnies. Why do you ask?
philyfanstukinmi over 12 years ago
Trauma to the Groin, Haywood Banks
danlarios over 12 years ago
sounds wet to me