That’s our old wirlygig design. All Season Precision Machine and Tool and Tune Out Fabricators testing labs found there was a small problem. If you peddled really fast the weight distribution would cause it to flip over backward and damage the carpting.
We are considering a name change but GoComics has removed the Edit function so we can’t make the change retroactive. Marketing is in conference in the Bahamas in an intense brain storming session (going on two weeks now).
After their holiday at New Market in the UK marketing has decided on the following change. All Season Precision Machine and Tool and Tune Out Fabricators will now be known as; Ballard St. Tool And Racecourse Developers (BSTARD)We will be spinning off the Tune Out Fabricator as Insanely Comfy Tune Outs & Fabricators (ICTO Fabo).
X_Tech…. don’t you mean “if”??And Larry, I saw it… barely…well, not VERY barely and not much of it.LOLTook awhile cos at first I thought I was only supposed to replace one word.
Still, this is an improvement for Marshall. The havoc wreaked when he tried to fly in his ornithopter indoors was immense.In the English sense, yes, pcolli, it’s a huge garden. In the American sense, still pretty big at the time of that photo — about 3000 square feet. Now I’ve gone to raised beds in a much smaller space and manage to grow almost as much.
Marshall, completely unaware he is getting his second last chance, continues his blissful journey. Through the ramparts of the living room, ever upward, even through the garage door now seems possible.
It’s only an outdoor activity if he’s trying to get it off the ground.She’s irked because the fan is messing up her hair. Come the dogdays of summer, she’ll appreciate the breeze.
After recently discovering the missing branch on his family tree, Marshall was intent on continuing his newfound family legacy. Following in the shoes of his Great- Uncle-Grandpappy, Hezekiah “The Flying Monkey” Merkel, who was single handedly responsible for jump-starting the post 1927 Ballard County Dustbowl using his patent-applied for Concentric Duodeca Gyrate-abator Cloud-Seeder and Manure Spreader… whom unfortunately was caught up into a rather large dustdevil and was last seen over Kansas… (see file pic below) spreading the “shiff” as they say…
x_Tech’s covert crack engineering team (funded by Ess’s offshore investments) has been secretly monitoring Marshall’s experiments in hopes that his inventive genius will awaken and thus provide the missing calculations needed to resurect such a wonderful machine. Making them all wealthy beyond theyre wildest dreams…. (snerk)
Essex! Larry’s married, and besides, he doesn’t have what you’ve got ….(yeah, yeah, a Hawk….)But if someone offers me a peek…I mean… I’m not dead!Tee hee.
ClassifiedEyes Only.Read then dissolve in desiccated Yak slime.We here at BSTARD have just fielded the Covert Action Nerds and Darn Idiots Active/Reserve Service (CANDI ARS) We’ve modeled our covert action team after SIGMA, the covert arm of DARPA (James Rollins). However, unlike SIGMA we take our highly skilled engineers, hackers, and deep thinkers and militarize them by running them though the Ballard St Militia and Dance Troupe training camp. They are in the field now observing Marshall, which may not be effective he lives in the three story high rise just off Ballard St.
Oh, yeah, those shredders. We’ve re-branded them as wood chippers. But here’s a hint, just remove the OHSA approved safety cover, throw in a side of Yak and using the setting of ‘Masticate’ …Instant Yak slime.
margueritem over 12 years ago
In small print, on page 52 of the manual, it says “May cause skylights if not used properly. Not responsible for any misuse of this product.”
x_Tech over 12 years ago
That’s our old wirlygig design. All Season Precision Machine and Tool and Tune Out Fabricators testing labs found there was a small problem. If you peddled really fast the weight distribution would cause it to flip over backward and damage the carpting.
DuHhozr over 12 years ago
Whirling dervish!
x_Tech over 12 years ago
We are considering a name change but GoComics has removed the Edit function so we can’t make the change retroactive. Marketing is in conference in the Bahamas in an intense brain storming session (going on two weeks now).
unnormal over 12 years ago
MAN! Sure wish I could WELD!
x_Tech over 12 years ago
After their holiday at New Market in the UK marketing has decided on the following change. All Season Precision Machine and Tool and Tune Out Fabricators will now be known as; Ballard St. Tool And Racecourse Developers (BSTARD)We will be spinning off the Tune Out Fabricator as Insanely Comfy Tune Outs & Fabricators (ICTO Fabo).
Please remind me of this comment when I sober up.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
X_Tech…. don’t you mean “if”??And Larry, I saw it… barely…well, not VERY barely and not much of it.LOLTook awhile cos at first I thought I was only supposed to replace one word.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
It looks like long before Marshall gets that thing in the air, Gretchen’s gonna have a knee-jerk reaction.
pcolli over 12 years ago
@LafinLarry (a few days ago).
My, what a BIG ….garden you have!
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Still, this is an improvement for Marshall. The havoc wreaked when he tried to fly in his ornithopter indoors was immense.In the English sense, yes, pcolli, it’s a huge garden. In the American sense, still pretty big at the time of that photo — about 3000 square feet. Now I’ve gone to raised beds in a much smaller space and manage to grow almost as much.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yeah! The plants get so much more light because they’re closer to the sun.
Lefty2 over 12 years ago
Marshall, completely unaware he is getting his second last chance, continues his blissful journey. Through the ramparts of the living room, ever upward, even through the garage door now seems possible.
blather046047 over 12 years ago
It’s only an outdoor activity if he’s trying to get it off the ground.She’s irked because the fan is messing up her hair. Come the dogdays of summer, she’ll appreciate the breeze.
John4Part over 12 years ago
What’s holding the lower chain sprocket?
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
After recently discovering the missing branch on his family tree, Marshall was intent on continuing his newfound family legacy. Following in the shoes of his Great- Uncle-Grandpappy, Hezekiah “The Flying Monkey” Merkel, who was single handedly responsible for jump-starting the post 1927 Ballard County Dustbowl using his patent-applied for Concentric Duodeca Gyrate-abator Cloud-Seeder and Manure Spreader… whom unfortunately was caught up into a rather large dustdevil and was last seen over Kansas… (see file pic below) spreading the “shiff” as they say…
x_Tech’s covert crack engineering team (funded by Ess’s offshore investments) has been secretly monitoring Marshall’s experiments in hopes that his inventive genius will awaken and thus provide the missing calculations needed to resurect such a wonderful machine. Making them all wealthy beyond theyre wildest dreams…. (snerk)
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Essex! Larry’s married, and besides, he doesn’t have what you’ve got ….(yeah, yeah, a Hawk….)But if someone offers me a peek…I mean… I’m not dead!Tee hee.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Monkey — what a great contraption!
You guys will make a fortune…and to think it all started right here on Ballard Street!
x_Tech over 12 years ago
@Inspector Monkeyblues and Essex60
ClassifiedEyes Only.Read then dissolve in desiccated Yak slime.We here at BSTARD have just fielded the Covert Action Nerds and Darn Idiots Active/Reserve Service (CANDI ARS) We’ve modeled our covert action team after SIGMA, the covert arm of DARPA (James Rollins). However, unlike SIGMA we take our highly skilled engineers, hackers, and deep thinkers and militarize them by running them though the Ballard St Militia and Dance Troupe training camp. They are in the field now observing Marshall, which may not be effective he lives in the three story high rise just off Ballard St.x_Tech over 12 years ago
Oh, yeah, those shredders. We’ve re-branded them as wood chippers. But here’s a hint, just remove the OHSA approved safety cover, throw in a side of Yak and using the setting of ‘Masticate’ …Instant Yak slime.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Apparently it’s not, as he is clearly doing it indoors.
Tigressy over 2 years ago
Not monkeying around…
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
I need one of those. It’d keep the grandbabies entertained for …... minutes.
War Basset! @cleoandcompany.net
Good morning poster phans. Stel did done do it again.
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Y’all try not to have a stinky day. (((((HuGz!)))))