Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 12, 2012

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    orinoco womble  over 12 years ago

    “I know you believe you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realise that what I said is not what I meant.”

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    You know what they say… If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baquizzify them with bullcrement.

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    philyfanstukinmi  over 12 years ago

    The Master of the Malaprophttp://youtu.be/3oMDNc54eHw

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    David Bethke Premium Member over 12 years ago
    Y’know, those word-a-day calendars have definitions on the back of the page!
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    Perkycat  over 12 years ago

    Say What?!!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 12 years ago

    How perfectly cromulent.

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    Perhaps someday we will see the recrudescence of erudition and elegant diction, even orotund rhetorical flourishes.

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    But today is not that day.

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    SkyFisher  over 12 years ago

    Eschew obfuscation!

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    prunes666  over 12 years ago

    Norm Crosby would be proud of this one!!!!

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    tegm  over 12 years ago

    sadly this is true of a lot of people who try to sound all intellectual… ugh…

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    samantha.meyer  over 4 years ago

    I’m sorry sir but I can’t understand you. Therefore I can’t have a one night stand with you

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