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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 16, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: Is that the 'Wall Street Journal'? Goat: Whoa whoa whoa... Yesterday, you had Guard Duck torch my 'New York Times' with a flame thrower because it didn't have comics is that why you're asking? Rat: No. NO. No. Just because a newspaper doesn't have a comics section is no reason to burn it with a flame thrower. Goat: Great. Thanks. Guard Duck: FIRE IN THE HOLE!! Goat: Hand grenades are not an improvement. Rat: Then read a paper with comics, traitor. Guard Duck: Be loyal to the art form, sir.
dimensioncr8r almost 13 years ago
Who reads NYT anyways?Comics FTW!
MoccasinJoe almost 13 years ago
I love how guard duck is smokin’ a cig in the last panel.
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Goat, do not ignore the hand that feeds you.
Templo S.U.D. almost 13 years ago
Hope Goat does this: secretly insert a “USA Today” into a newspaper that DOES have comics while Rat & Guard Duck aren’t looking.
Samskara almost 13 years ago
Let’s see — the NYT has comics on its web site but not in the paper. Meanwhile, two of the best comics on this site don’t appear in newspapers (Pibgorn and The New Adventures of Queen Victoria.)
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Rat and LGD seem to be waging war on Paris. (Longtime fans of this strip will know what I’m talking about.)
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
When is Goat going to start defending himself? I’d like to see that one. Maybe he hires Beetle Bailey or somebody from Doonesbury to help him out.
firedome almost 13 years ago
pastis is rewriting the monty python sketch, “the self defense class”.
coldsooner almost 13 years ago
Remember, “smoke ’em if you got ’em”? It goes with, “Old soldiers never die, except maybe from lung, kidney or liver cancer.”
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Do the creators of your favorite comics on Go Comics a favor if you don’t get them in your local paper. Click the advertising links on occasion. GoComics gets paid for those links bringing in trafic to the advertisers and in turn can pass some of that on to the creators of the comics.
kraftjeff almost 13 years ago
I assume tomorrow is USA Today?
the burser almost 13 years ago
next up:the tank
isthereanybodyoutthere almost 13 years ago
Newsflash, Abraham Lincoln read a half hour of comics before retiring to bed. Laughter doeth a good, likea da medicine, at least that is what He informed me.
jmartin1955 almost 13 years ago
People still read newspapers? Maybe download them, but actual newspapers?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Prolly just a short load in that grenade. But Li’l Guard Duck and Rat are right this time! Wise up, Goat!
johndifool almost 13 years ago
The WSJ still has Pepper…and Salt, exiled to the last section tho it may be…
Rakostump almost 13 years ago
i agree with rat…don’t buy a paper unless it has comics!!!
Spamgaard almost 13 years ago
I wonder if Rupert’s “ethics” have infested the WSJ staff, yet…
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
Just noticed this site now has Pearls Before Swine in Spanish!
pfantom58 almost 13 years ago
Newspaper? These comics are way better on an iPad
flagfly almost 13 years ago
They do too have comics. It’s called the editorial page.
route66paul almost 13 years ago
How would you wrap fish, pack china, or light charcoal(without using lighter fluid?)
Guilty Bystander almost 13 years ago
The NYT does have funnies…they just run them in text form.
And I second Captain Kiddeo’s view of Endtown 2.0. Only discovered it a month or two ago and it’s become my favorite strip on the entire gocomics site.
comicgirl16 almost 13 years ago
Guard Duck’s always smokin a cig. These two strips are hilarious and I totally agree!!
dickl Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The WSJ does have a comic called “Salt and Pepper” butmany would have it hard to find and understand.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
I’m wondering what LGD will use next.
A mine? A mortar? A RPG?
I guess I’ll have to wait and see.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Excellent strip!
xxx
Chibi-robo64 almost 13 years ago
I really hope that one of these days, Rat’s going to be in G duck’s crosshairs next.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
man, I hope reading GoComics counts so LGD doesn’t show up on my door step
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Paris Goat
m.l. over 12 years ago
ConnorSchmidt almost 4 years ago
Rat would be dead from being that close to a grenade.
CesarSantos over 3 years ago
Evil Street Journal