The Doozies by Tom Gammill for April 20, 2012

Once I crossed a dik-dik with a mudlark and got a dik-lark.

Very funny, Tom. But I’m keeping that $25,000 pyramid with the other tombstones.

Now, THAT’s a doozie!

So, for Jonathan, Dean will receive a coffin?

Good one.

Well done, Tom.

Well, there’s your three.

“I finally get to apologize to GG Allin for never having him on Bandstand.” — Dick Clark’s last words. RIP

But, maybe not his last words???

Ken Jennings is quoted as saying, “I’m told Dick Clark used to tape TEN episodes of Pyramid in a day. Game show warrior.”

Obits forever!

I’m impressed with that Ken Jennings reference! Obits are a great source of material in a morbid kind of way.