Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 03, 2012

You’re more like 50% off…off your rocker, that is.

Lets see. 50% and 50%, that makes someone off there rocker. Do we know who?

The want it all but don’t know all that they want. Then, when disappointed, they will stand in line for hours demanding a refund for full price…

and we men want it all taken off

I always wonder when I see a woman wearing those pants that allow their thong underwear to show….. are those pants 1/2 off or 1/2 on.

Nevertheless, don’t give them access to your credit cards. They’ll save you right into the poor house.

Susan N. Doc planned to say “that there rocker.” He refers to the fact that they are not sitting in it while they ponder the two 50%s that are ‘off.’

It’s part of the Feperson DNA. It’s the “on sale” gene.

Maybe we could all get a better deal if women were doing the negotiations. Like, maybe gas would still be 20 cents a gallon and a new car less than 3 grand…

But that will NEVER happen, because us guys would NEVER let go of THAT.

He left out the “that” as in “that there rocker”.

I blame it all on drugged out radical feminist Oregonians.

Well, they’re already getting the 20% off when it comes to wage equivalency. Which is why the 20% off the guys would please a few?

Thanks, Susan. I owe you one.