Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 26, 2012

Name your poison.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Poison is as poison does!

A new low in water conservation tactics.

I’m sure that Jimmy will beard that in mind while he’s shaving a drink for later.

This somehow reminds me of the Monty Python Hermit Sketch.Faces in the dirt and the water and a nice profile on the back of the one that’s not Jimmy.

There’s a face of an old man or woman on that cactus. Is that what the poison did to him or her?

Ah! His Brita water filter saved the day…..

I’d say the water is spiked rather than poisoned. Spiked with delusions and silliness.