With service like that, the dog certainly has a bone to pick with the waiter.
Dog: “Here’s your tip: Laughing Boy in the third race.”
He’s a collar professor and a vegetarian, but not a vegan, since that’s a milk bone.
Shouldn’t it have read, “Would you like a people bag…”
Thank you good sir, but I would greatly prefer to take a human box if it’s all the same to you. Oh, and the Merlot was quite lovely.
Bury his tip out back with it.
He’ll save it to munch on later while watching Scooby-Doo and Lassie reruns.
dog’ response: “I would prefer you fetch the stick up your a$$!”
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
With service like that, the dog certainly has a bone to pick with the waiter.
J Short over 12 years ago
Dog: “Here’s your tip: Laughing Boy in the third race.”
philyfanstukinmi over 12 years ago
He’s a collar professor and a vegetarian, but not a vegan, since that’s a milk bone.
Woody157 over 12 years ago
Shouldn’t it have read, “Would you like a people bag…”
rabidhunter over 12 years ago
Thank you good sir, but I would greatly prefer to take a human box if it’s all the same to you. Oh, and the Merlot was quite lovely.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Bury his tip out back with it.
iced tea over 12 years ago
He’ll save it to munch on later while watching Scooby-Doo and Lassie reruns.
el8 over 12 years ago
dog’ response: “I would prefer you fetch the stick up your a$$!”