Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 11, 2012

  1. Nra chick
    debuggingdevice  over 12 years ago

    Hey, copper, just wait until Mr. Einstein comes zipping by you…but it’s all relative!

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    gforgina  over 12 years ago

    When I saw his hair I thought he was Weird Al Yankovic!

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    redarmrest  over 12 years ago

    Actually officer, if you factor in the earth’s rotation we are all speeding.

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    We circle our sun at 66,000+ mph.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Opps. He forgot about the equal and opposite reaction one.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    My friends call me Fig.

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    Lolapoo Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Newton’s FIRST linear speeding ticket.

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    Mr. Majestyk  over 12 years ago

    Now tell him the story about the apple.

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    Mr. Majestyk  over 12 years ago

    Newton himself often told the story that he was inspired to formulate his theory of gravitation by watching the fall of an apple from a tree. Although it has been said that the apple story is a myth and that he did not arrive at his theory of gravity in any single moment, acquaintances of Newton (such as William Stukeley, whose manuscript account, published in 1752, has been made available by the Royal Society) do in fact confirm the incident, though not the cartoon version that the apple actually hit Newton’s head. Stukeley recorded in his Memoirs of Sir Isaac Newton’s Life a conversation with Newton in Kensington on 15 April 1726.

    (Source: Wikipedia)

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    Lawrence Cohen  over 12 years ago

    Another physics joke:Police officer: “Mr Heisenberg, do you realize how fast you were going?”Heisenberg: “No officer, but I can tell you exactly where I was”

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    unca jim  over 12 years ago

    So the SC radar cop asked me if I knew why he stopped me and I said; " because I’m just traveling through and you’ll never see me again, right?"Taking charge, as he must, he told me I was going 82 in a 70mph zone. I pulled out my GPS that showed the best I’d done all day was 78. “Draw?” Draw. “Your defective equipment is just as defective as mine and the satellites are within 30 feet tolerance, so let’s agree to disagree and let it go at that, OK? "Lots of bluster and fuming, but I got let loose.. Sheeesh… sure wish cops would get some education in sine over cosine and angular precepts before hitting the road with their drive for revenue enhancement and to show the boss they’ve "been active’ that shift.

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    VillemezBrown  over 12 years ago

    Ripped from the headlines:Physicist Beats Traffic Ticket With Mathematical Paperhttp://abcnews.go.com/Technology/california-physicist-beats-traffic-ticket-mathematical-proof/story?id=16150993

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    robolt  over 12 years ago

    Laws of motion v. law of motion.

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    I thought he was Wayne Newton at first.

    8)

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