Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 18, 2012
May 17, 2012
May 19, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Cobra, if you've still got skull programming in your brain, we can get it out - and use it to kick some villain butt! Cobra: How? Rip: Doctor McLuvyah. Cobra: The nut job love doctor? But he zapped his guts into cheese nips! Rip: No, his cupid's arrow-o-doom machine actually zapped him buck naked into a waffle house three blocks down the street. Cobra: So his death ray actually turned out to be a teleporter? Rip: He then fell in love with the waitress who served him his loaded hash browns.
Veridian over 12 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!! Dan, that’s the Best “Back from the Dead” scenario since the Incident at Reichenbach Falls! Well Played! HUGPOUNCESZZZ (Especially you Dorian!) and Have Fun Y’all! :-)
Chithing Premium Member over 12 years ago
Looks like Rip must have named the boat.
epiphoney over 12 years ago
Mmm..smothered, covered, scattered, chunked, topped, diced, and peppered.
SkyFisher over 12 years ago
BNTBTB : “Buck Naked Three-Block Transport Beam”Hmmm, could have its uses.On another note…Who eats hash browns while naked? (And what waitress would serve a naked patron?)
mntim over 12 years ago
Rip would only know this if he went to the Waffle House apres-adventure, but it’s news to Cobra. Has Rip been eating waffles without his Sugar Bullet? This does not bode well.
Kydex29 over 12 years ago
Is anyone else thoroughly enjoying Cobra’s increasingly decreasing defensiveness (read: trust) towards Rip? It’s making this already dynamic duo absolutely unstoppable – like they could take on the world and win.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Mr. Thompson… Have you ever considered working for Marvel Comics?I ask you this because their decision to kill off Nightcrawler really ticked me off. Although I do appreciate how they brought in a replacement from another dimension, but still…
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
And beaucoup HUGPOUNCEZZZ to you, too, Friend Veridian, and Dragoncat and Linda and all the ships at sea! I must confess I’ve kinda missed Dr. McLuvyah, so I can hardly wait to see his return! Ooh, please tell me his waffle-making sweetie makes delicious gluten-free waffles! :-)