MythTickle by Justin Thompson for May 07, 2012

if only boody had been given time to tatoo the blueprint of the dungeon to his body

Poor Boody! Just eat your disgusting bowl of grool and pretend it’s something edible and tasty!

poor sweet dragon named boody, all he wants is food-y. all he’ll ever get is gru-el….. yet he can i-ma-gine: food, glorious food! hot sausage and mustard! while we’re in the mood, cold jelly and custard! pease pudding and saveloys. what next is the question? those not on deathrow will know – in-di-ges-tion! (too many lyrics, too little time to do it justice)

That’s not gruel. Gruel is oats based. Hmmm, oats!

The side of the bowl reads “Grooled Guts”. You just can’t see it all.

Barney’s dad was really bad,

So Barney hatched a plan.

When his dad said “Eat your peas!”

Barney shouted “No!” and ran.

Barney tricked his mean ol’ dad

And locked him in the cellar,

His mom never found out where he’d gone

‘Cause Barney didn’t tell her

There his dad spent his life,

Eating mice and gruel.

With every bite for fifty years

He was sorry he’d been cruel.

THE END

Gruel and unusual punishment, if you ask me,