Monty by Jim Meddick for May 27, 2012
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Excuse me young people, but are you aware that by exposing yourself to solar radiation, your damaging skin cells and aging them prematurely and risking melanoma? Hey old dude... Mind your own business! The shuffleboard courts are that way, Gramps! Man, what's his deal? Probably some old hippie health nut... Weird wet suit. Yeah totally weird. I went to the future to fetch your future selves in the hopes that they might prove more persuasive... What th' @$@#%! are you doing to our bodies dag nab it?!!! Aahh!
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
If I could meet my 18-year old self, I’d slap the sh— out of him.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
‘invest in microsoft’
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
I’m already my future self, but I’d sure have some advice for my younger self if I could travel through time….
x_Tech over 12 years ago
If I knew then what i know now.
Wait, back then I knew it all.
Who knew?
solarrhino over 12 years ago
Didn’t doc just warn Monty about trying to change the past?!?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Payback’s are hell….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yeah, I was going to say I just love it,when I read articles warning me not to do, (or eat, or drink) something….and I’m told all the recently discovered terrible consequences…
but I already did it….. many many many years ago. Oops.
The good news is that if it didn’t kill you, you might live long enough for them to reverse the advice…as they just did with coffee…. again.
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
Is there a minimum age for being able to say ‘dagnabbit’?
revisages over 12 years ago
the Ghost of Memorial Day Future
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Back to the future.
Ichabod Ferguson over 12 years ago
The scary thing is prof went only five years forward!
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Let’s see….. if able to time travel…. what to tell my 18 year old self?.Self! Here’s a list. Follow or not. If not, then this is what you will be. :)
Bobong over 12 years ago
I read somewhere about a study where it was found that warnings based on what happened to other people who engaged in self-destructive behavior isn’t nearly as effective as a warning based on what can happen to ourselves, personally. A look into our own personal futures would do wonders to change our bad habits and attitudes. Except then they wouldn’t be our futures anymore…
boldyuma over 12 years ago
“Dagnabbit”..yeah ..Gabby Hays and Walter Brennan
still LIVE…
vldazzle over 12 years ago
Today the news was talking about loud noises and hearing loss. I’m so glad that I have done much to keep most of my sensen intact (a little problem with eyesight, but fine hearing, taste etc). I DID have many sunburns as a little kid playing outside, tho’ and my dad had skin cancer as a golfer before his stomach cancer killed him. I just do the best I can