Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 28, 2012

Best start over, unless she likes ‘burnt offering’.

Rarely does he get it right.

Not much room at all. It looks like his BBQ has become a flambe. Easy to see where his drink went.

Now, I like mine well done, but this is overdoing it.

He should get a hibachi. Then maybe he could see what’s on the grill.

It’s a rare medium who doesn’t know how his wife likes her steak.

This is why you never let the pyromaniac cook.

Hey, cut him some slack. He was just trying to get the coals ready for cooking in 3 seconds—build the coal cone around a lit cigarette, and pour on a cup or two of liquid oxygen.

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WARNING: do NOT attempt this at home. Or in a cheap KMart grill.

At least this one isn’t talking about an escaped midget psychic …

a.k.a. a Small Medium at Large.

Some people like it black on the outside and red on the inside.