Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 17, 2012
Transcript:
Mom: Alice, dinner's ready! Pick up your toys and straighten out the rug. Alice: Okay, but first the party gets wiped out by molten lava when I drop sofa cushions on it! "Who wants more cake?" says Ms. Week. "Be sure you get a piece with crayon marks on it!" Suddenly - "Hey, I dropped the cake because of this earthquake we're having! I hope there's no lava or volcanoes!"
margueritem over 12 years ago
She’s on a roll, Mom!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
OK, but don’t cry to me when your supper gets cold.
Comicdude123 over 12 years ago
I agree
kcphobo over 12 years ago
What’s the name of Alice’s clown toy?
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Go for it, Alice! Everyone knows you can’t stop a volcanic eruption in progress! Dinner must wait.
lcgaunnac over 12 years ago
“But first,” nothing!! Alice needs to be taught to obey when she is told the first time! (Well, if this was real life and not a comic strip, that would be true!)
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
As I mentioned before (but maybe for another strip), my five-year old “Alice” granddaughter was going on a “scenic” walk with her older sister and me across a parking lot (the older one had said she wanted to go on a scenic walk, and I persuaded them to pretend). We wandered along rivers (asphalt patches on cracks) and splashed through lakes (the blue handicapped areas). On the way back, I pointed out pebble-looking things in the pavement, and said they were towns. “Alice” started stomping and said she was stomping on the towns. I pretended horror and told her to stop. After awhile, she said, “I’m still ♫ doing it!
exeyevee Premium Member over 12 years ago
Gotta love creepy Mr. Clownpants. He’s made a decent number of appearances in the Otterloop household over the years.
brick10 over 12 years ago
That Alice is such a dear sweet child!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
keep the Zippo’s from her!
Havelock_Vetinari over 12 years ago
I don’t think that Calvin would play with Alice. He always seemed slightly antisocial, preferring Hobbes’s company over other children’s, especially a four year old’s.