Close to Home by John McPherson for May 17, 2012

He’s behind in his reading.

Stay away from Dr Baker

My chiropractor told me that if I could get my wife off my back I’d be cured.

lift with the legs

That chiropractor is adding injury to insult!

I wonder if one of the pages in that book says “Do not lift this book”.

This is the same tactic dentists use when they give your kid a lollipop. ;-)

There’s a reason they’re called “coffee table books!”

in the words of WC Fields, “Suffering Sciatica!”

I don’t think that book was meant to be picked up. How about either keeping it bolted to the table or making an ebook version of the same book so that it’s safe to carry around?