Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2012
Transcript:
Dr. McLuvyah, Haywire foe and gangbusters relationship counselor. Couple: Bravo! Bravo! He's taught me how to love! McLuvyah, Haywire foe and gangbusters relationship counselor. Well, hello - your scent is like honey to a bee, my lovely - have we met? Cobra: Can it, McLuvyah. The Gandalf look doesn't do it for me. McLuvyah: You're the one with trust issues, dating the huge lug who could only commit to explosions. You tried to kill me! Haywire!? But I heard you went kablooey!! Rip: To quote Mark Twain - the reports of my kablooey are greatly exaggerated.
Chithing Premium Member over 12 years ago
Kablooey-proof, too.
Plods with ...™ over 12 years ago
Wouldn’t that be ‘paraphrase’? Course to Rip that would mean two phrases.
mntim over 12 years ago
Rip Haywire: when you care enough to blow up the very best.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Ah, to be torn twixt love and kablooey! :-)
runar over 12 years ago
That’s a paraphrase of Twain, not a quote. Here’s an image of Mark Twain’s original note on the matter:
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Oh, look! It’s the huge lug who would only commit to explosions!Excuse me, but I think there are still some Woodstockers left who’d like a few words with me. BYE!
dzsebehazy over 12 years ago
Ha ha ha! That’s awesome!