Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 14, 2012

And they live is a wood house.

If he’d brought home a dragon, his mom could have used it to keep the home fires burning.

15 yrs old could save you 15 minutes of fame

Now the Wiz has two dragons.

Dragons are boreing..like Vampires.

He’s just upgrading… I mean, the only difference between men and boys is the size of their toys!

Well, at least he doesn’t have to use matches now to light a fire in the fireplace.

The 2012 copyright is back!

At least Wiz didn’t turn him loose in the swamp when he got too big.

But she’s got the broom thing down pat.

Here’s one for you… http://starthrowercrystals.com/TinyDragon.jpg

And all I got was some lousy Sea Monkeys and

a noisy hamster that would give me the stink eye..

Their furnace must be out again.

Hey, PRFC, here’s one for you, in honor of the good work you do here…

http://www.elfwood.com/~krippahl/babytroll.2927170.html

I hope that link works OK!

Are we talking about salamanders the amphibian or salamanders the fire elementals?