Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 18, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    He was talking about the dragon Blanche.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    An oldie but goodie. The truth hurts. The tragedy of comedy.

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    The Nihilist  over 12 years ago

    Blanche carries a concealed skillet — tough neighborhood…

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    King_Shark  over 12 years ago

    It would have been funnier if he’d asked “why do you live day to day with that horrifying dragon?”

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    BigChiefDesoto  over 12 years ago

    Never turn your back on a dragon that doesn’t have a sense of humor!!!

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    how did that pan out for ya, wiz?

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    Hillbillyman  over 12 years ago

    She should of layed out Rodney too..

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    gjsjr41  over 12 years ago

    Geez, Blanch, Wiz was only joking……..I think.

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    JollyRoger56  over 12 years ago

    I think Wiz misunderstood the question. Or did he?

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    LingeeWhiz  over 12 years ago

    It was totally worth it.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I thought there were laws against carrying concealed frying pans

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    TheAuldWan  over 12 years ago

    It just didn’t pan out….

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    jppjr  over 12 years ago

    From another comic: Guy was in a restaurant with his wife; he ordered a stake, rare. The waiter asked if he wasn’t afraid of the mad cow…he told the waiter she could order for her self…

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    unca jim  over 12 years ago

    This will be copied/saved until this fall. I will be killed for it, but for their 55 years, it’ll be worth it.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    I’m still laughing at this one. So much to learn from this one…

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    boldyuma  over 12 years ago

    “You’re a riot Alice .”

    “To the moon Alice..BAM…ZOOM..!”

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member over 12 years ago

    This is simply hilarious

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago

    That’s not a frying pan — that’s a s-kill-it!

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