Beviek — a unicorn is an animal with one horn….this is a uni-corn…. a unicycle with one corn.If it had a horn as well, it would have to be called a “unicorn-uni-corn.”
But I myself am wondering why he’s the “lesser”…Is there a greater uni-corn?If so, why do we only get the small-time attractions?Haven’t we… sniffle… been a good audience?
Baldy! Good to see you!And maybe…but I think that would be a lessoner.That reminds me…. when more than one thing is bugging you,it’s easier to eliminate the lesser of two weevils.
Oh, Susan, you bolled me over with that last one….beviak, come on, there aren’t any handle bars to put it on!. There’s no where to even put one of those chingy bells….Dogsniff, back of the net! Good to see you Mr. Eagle..
PICTO, I once had a girl on Rocky Top, half bear, the other half cat. Wild as a mink and sweet as soda pop, and I still dream about that ……..See I’ve had years of cramped up city life, trapped like a duck in a pen. All I know is it’s a pity life can’t be simple again….
Aw, shucks, you guys took the corny ones already . . . . so, uni-corn was a kernel in the Iowa National Guard but was busted for popping off to the brass, seems he couldn’t take the heat, so now he is a barefoot cobbler on a big wheel in the circus . . . . ☻
Uni-corn’s cycling days were limited so he joined the army where he quickly rose through the ranks to become a kernel…Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week Try the polenta.
lavalamp over 12 years ago
Unfortunately all these jokes have to be corny..
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Beviek — a unicorn is an animal with one horn….this is a uni-corn…. a unicycle with one corn.If it had a horn as well, it would have to be called a “unicorn-uni-corn.”
But I myself am wondering why he’s the “lesser”…Is there a greater uni-corn?If so, why do we only get the small-time attractions?Haven’t we… sniffle… been a good audience?
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
Lessee, is he the lesser because he gives lessons?
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Baldy! Good to see you!And maybe…but I think that would be a lessoner.That reminds me…. when more than one thing is bugging you,it’s easier to eliminate the lesser of two weevils.
PICTO over 12 years ago
I prefer my corn in a jar.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Oh, Susan, you bolled me over with that last one….beviak, come on, there aren’t any handle bars to put it on!. There’s no where to even put one of those chingy bells….Dogsniff, back of the net! Good to see you Mr. Eagle..
Varnes over 12 years ago
PICTO, I once had a girl on Rocky Top, half bear, the other half cat. Wild as a mink and sweet as soda pop, and I still dream about that ……..See I’ve had years of cramped up city life, trapped like a duck in a pen. All I know is it’s a pity life can’t be simple again….
Varnes over 12 years ago
BTW, if that thing starts saying “Feed me…” I’m outta here…
the_interpreter over 12 years ago
He is a lessor as he leases that unicycle.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Aw, shucks, you guys took the corny ones already . . . . so, uni-corn was a kernel in the Iowa National Guard but was busted for popping off to the brass, seems he couldn’t take the heat, so now he is a barefoot cobbler on a big wheel in the circus . . . . ☻
V-Beast over 12 years ago
I like listening to Wheely Dan.
Loijen over 12 years ago
My Grampa kept “corn” in a jar in the ice box. I drank some once when I was a kid thinking it was ice water. DANG NEAR Choked to death.
MelvinLott over 12 years ago
Uni-corn’s cycling days were limited so he joined the army where he quickly rose through the ranks to become a kernel…Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week Try the polenta.
iced tea over 12 years ago
He’s a kernal of entertainment!
:D