Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 07, 2012

my gosh…

hope he put the lid down after

If only it was possible to house-train a fish; no one would have to clean a tank again.

Rat, you picked a good one. With all those beer treats, you don’t know just how lucky you are.

The satire here is killing me. America, what have you become?? Also, I haven’t been on here in a while because i am home from college and no longer have unlimited wifi.

If you own fish, sooner or later they learn how to use the toilet… once.

I like how they mow the lawn and shovel the snow…..well, and fetch me chicken wings….oh, and laugh at my jokes…(or else!)

Gee, I would’ve thought that cube had a top on it.

Always scarey seeing Gert Frobe working, post mortem.

why do i have a feeling something bad is going to happen to rat’s new pet-man? maybe because rat is evil?

It’s starting. Rat and Pig are gonna have a new neighbor and it will be Rat’s fault.

Wow! It doesn’t even need “walkies”! Does it do its own laundry? Can it be trained (like a service-monkey) to do light housework and cooking? Where did you get it, Rat? I want one, too!

Pretty agile! Would have thought its/his limbs would be creaky after this looong TV session (probably some interminable baseball game).

I remember watching All In The Family as a kid when someone came in and asked where Archie was. Shortly afterwards you heard a loud flush from upstairs. It was quite unexpected and quite funny!

My wife said it has to put the toilet seat down also.

wonder if he’s like my 30 y.o. grandson: always left you little yellow puddles to step in at 5 a.m. barefoot.

Awesome! Just fantastic. I love it.

Freaking Pastis does it AGAIN! dude, that WAS my life for seven ‘kept’ years…I intended to do more, but…and I didn’t escape, either. She returned me to the ‘wild’, where I could find out I’d forgotten how to fend for myself.

I’m totally grateful, though. The living with civilized people taught me a LOT thru osmosis.

I, for one, welcome our portly pig overlords.

Wait, if he can just climb out of the box, then why keep him in there?

And he goes right back into the box when he’s done. (Did he wash his hands?)

Why can’t women be polite and put the seat up when they’re done?

LOL LOL… Just as well you don’t need to put newspaper down.

xxx

Aren’t they expensive to feed?

Avoid the Western breeds, especially the American one, they eat so much more than all the other breeds. They’ll eat you out of house and home.

In the third frame, though he just died.