"Since you folks are in the emergency seats, you need to know that you can repel sharks by punching them in the nose.
Wait – TSA takes a little boy’s GI Joe gun, but lets someone like THAT be in charge of safety? Ok, I am no longer flying!
Those fake heads will work better repelling sharks than punches.
Is this an FAA Pproved comic strip?
But this is a non-stop flight from Los Angeles to Las Vegas! Arer you expecting sharks in Lake Mead?
my brother’s cousin on his mother’s side was swimming in the ocean once and punched a bull shark in the nose….that is why we call him " lefty "……
From looking at the corner of her seat, I would suspect she’s just had an emergency, even without real sharks.
“How about if I punch YOU in the nose? Then the sharks will be attracted to your bleeding face while we escape!”
Wow! I didn’t know there were land sharks. I saw it on video, so it must be true!
August 21, 2015
Texas_Rose90 over 12 years ago
Wait – TSA takes a little boy’s GI Joe gun, but lets someone like THAT be in charge of safety? Ok, I am no longer flying!
J Short over 12 years ago
Those fake heads will work better repelling sharks than punches.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Is this an FAA Pproved comic strip?
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
But this is a non-stop flight from Los Angeles to Las Vegas! Arer you expecting sharks in Lake Mead?
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
my brother’s cousin on his mother’s side was swimming in the ocean once and punched a bull shark in the nose….that is why we call him " lefty "……
meibwab over 12 years ago
From looking at the corner of her seat, I would suspect she’s just had an emergency, even without real sharks.
Fogger_man over 12 years ago
“How about if I punch YOU in the nose? Then the sharks will be attracted to your bleeding face while we escape!”
alan.gurka over 12 years ago
Wow! I didn’t know there were land sharks. I saw it on video, so it must be true!