Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 22, 2012

Weather forecast — light and variable breezes

Does this wind make me look fat?

Johnny — LOL!! If you get your “proof” of natural science from comic strips….I know several that absolutely prove that dogs can talk!Taken all together, the preponderance of evidence is nothing short of amazing!

Must be traveling behind the elephants.

Actually, these are not zebras. Zebras are white with black stripes. These are very rare zarbes, black with white stripes.

♫♪♫ ’ The wayward wind, is a restless wind that yearns to wander ’ ♫♪♫

HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In China a zoo painted black stripes on a white horse and then charged children’s for photos with the “zebra.”

Um….I think the skin is underneath the fur.