Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 23, 2012

Because they’re free?

Right…. you can see that the butcher is speechless.

he’s speechless because someone forgot to draw in his mouth

If she buys it, she’s got nobody’s tongue but her own…

I’ll take the tongue, and don’t give me any of your lip.

“Yes, that one there would be purrfect.”

Does curiosity kill you when the cat has got your tongue, or does it only take off one of your nine lives, and if you land on your feet when your tongue’s hanging out of your mouth, do you step on it, causing all nearby jaws to drop? (Yes, I’ll stop now!)

If it starts a wave of requests for tongue, we could end up with a tongue tide.

Is he in France?

Sounds like my honeymoon.

@Dogsniff: Thanks for the encouraging words.

OR does raining cats and dogs cause the reign in Spain to cat-nap or kid-nap OR dog-trot all the way down the dog-leg on the fairway of the plain, mainly? Although I never let my cat meow at my pajamas, and I never let loose the dogs of war, and mostly I’m a hound and a HALF in my kit and kaboodle………

I have not had tongue in years, but it was a lot of work to skin. My children did not like so have not made since my divorce (too much work to cook for one)