Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 16, 2012

Fickle…

and of course the guy with glasses gets rejected. How typical.

Better to be a crushed velvet shirt than a black velvet Elvis painting.

She’ll be disappointed…..I heard that the blue shirt is about to come out of the closet.

She didn’t cotton to his rough exterior. Never took the time to find out what a softie he really is.

@margueritem

Heard somewhere that it’s a woman’s prerogative to change her mind. Seems more like a cover for chronic indecision to me.Coming out of a McDonald’s parking lot yesterday, a woman in the left turn half of the driveway pulled to the right, blocking me from making a turn to the right,then pulled to the left not leaving enough room to get by and then pulled out into the street in front of an oncoming line of traffic,narrowly avoiding the impending depreciation in the value of her car.Was thankful that my double cheeseburger with fries was ordered and consumed before she arrived on the scene. Probably took 1/2 an hour to decide between a Big Mac or McChicken sandwich.

(My appetite being sated with the double cheeseburger and fries and then having dozed a bit in my car, have no idea whether she had gummed up the works inside or in the drive-thru.)

Also, don’t know how many people’s blood pressure she may have raised in deciding whether to turn left in to Burger King or right in to McDonald’s.The Mac attack won out. The Whopper will have to wait until next time. (Maybe.)

Sounds a little green to me . . . ☻

: )

but he’s so well hung