The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 14, 2012

GASP! Not the heartbreak of warts on one’s back! At least they’re not on his butt, oh, maybe they are…

Elective Surgery?!! Must be serious!

Morning Crustwood!

Narcissistic child! The more important thing in today’s strip is that Joy is finally going to rinse out the colander. Unless she is going to rinse it in the toilet (with her bra and blouse) to save water.Sag Harbor indeed. Well placed.If the warts were anything other than plain warts the doc would have been serious as hell and there would be nothing elective about it. I’ve had two melanomas and I can tell you docs really, really don’t like to find them.

“has to have”Mandatory Elective

…..?

I don’t think Burl could get elective surgery… no one would vote for him.And a lobotomy wouldn’t make any difference anyway.Well…. but maybe if his brain is located where I believe x_tech is implying…a lobotomy could make his pants a little looser…more room for donuts.Don’t know about you but I always like a donut or two in life or death situations.

Perhaps a vasectomy. You wouldn’t want him breeding more Penny’s into the world.

This isn’t Burl’s week. The parent company of Hostess has sent out layoff notices to their employees. The company is in bankruptcy.

NO MORE HO_HO’s for the DING DONGS!

I like the wall plaque confirming Burl’s state.

Of course BURL will sign up for surgery…. He will get more sick time off from U-Store-It…. And lots of sympathy from the clan…. except none from MA…. ! ! !

Maybe Burl doesn’t have warts. The chair finials are missing! Perhaps he’s been siting around so long they’ve migrated.

owensby — yes…. it’s best for them to go quickly….

They are only upset because they have to pay the $200 deductable.

Very interesting! but these ARE the Pennys!