Monty by Jim Meddick for June 11, 2012
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5...4...3...2...1... Done! Guess who hasn't been able to find the cash to fix the water heater yet... But it's actually not that big of a deal since I discovered I can soap and rents half my body before the hot water runs out. Today I washed my right side. Tomorrow, I do the left! Pretty awesome, huh? Yeah. Kind of awesome.
Timberwolves88 over 12 years ago
Klinefelter’s syndrome Monty?
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
Actually if you stop washing altogether, you’ll find that after three weeks your natural body chemistry is restored, you smell fine and you have no friends left.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh, dear. He hasn’t learned to turn the water off in between wetting and rinsing.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
Varnes, I know Gail Storm. I love her version of “The Wayward Wind”.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Suzanne, I think of her as My Little Margie..
Varnes over 12 years ago
Speaking of Gales, better pay attention to which way the wind’s blowing when you’re around Monty for a while….
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Monty simply never learned Quick Shower Technique. Working in an area of extended drought, one learns it perforce. In Monty’s case, it’s just that he’s cheap, or broke, or both. Or half-witted….
xenobiafeinberg Premium Member over 12 years ago
IT is called a Navy Shower, as few, if any, vessels have enough water stored for long luxurious showers. Get wet, turn off the water, lather up, rinse off. Get out. NEXT.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Monty, you’re nutzo!
rgcviper 19 days ago
The response?
“Not from where I’m standing.”