Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 30, 2012

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Get in line behind Quaker Puffed Rice…maybe a class action suit….

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Of course it wouldn’t happen to the soup folk. They come from better stock.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the noon day sun…Hey, Dogsniff, if it comes with the noon day sun, is it a ray gun?…..wonder what it would be if it came from Hollywood and ran for office?…

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    If it came with a Dad, it would be a son of a gun?

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    If it just came,would it be a squirt gun?

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    He must be a Ball Park frank! They plump when you cook ’em. Yum.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Hot dog! Good ones, you guys…

    But I can still add some flavor, I think…

    This guy seems pretty old-fashioned — he’s got some real gutsGets it from his mother… she’s so old-fashioned she puts her hair in a bun.

    Not that he relishes being grilled like this…but he’s used to a rough grind.

    The kids in school called him fatty… but he had no beef with that.

    I was going to throw in a few links… but I was afraid they’d be too spicy for the kids.When the subject is wieners you gotta be careful to keep it mild.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Sorry… that looks like it’s a foot long…Unfortunately, that’s what happens when I get on a roll.

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    If dogs are man’s best friend then the hot dog is the noblest of all dogs, because the hot dog, truly, feeds the hand that bites it.

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    AFTETOHD wanted to take the matter to court, but his lawyer said he didn’t have a casing.

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    djsabc  over 12 years ago

    Poor guy at one point he wished he was an Oscar Mayer Weiner. Be careful what you wish for….

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    He needs a little mustard.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I especially like it when they put the his people in a microwave oven and run it until the little buggers spectacularly burst open in an explosion of steam and assorted pink slimy things

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    Frankly, he’s just upset because he hasn’t been able to meet the grill of his dreams.

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    konradh  over 12 years ago

    No one is creeped out by a hot dog wearing glasses?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 12 years ago

    Why isn’t he talking about the ol’ horsehide that the pitchers throw and the batters bat? After all, most hotdogs have a certain amount of mustang to go with the mustard………

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    Like that guy Antony from the House of [Representatives, he got in trouble for showing pictures of his Weiner.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    chireef, touche’ !

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    He’s quite a weenie and needs to ketchup on things.

    :D

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