The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 02, 2012
June 01, 2012
June 03, 2012
Transcript:
Fantastic illusions. Doug Henning's disappearing act. Criss Angel's levitation. David Copperfield saws a woman in half. Jean Claude van Damme's acting range.
There once was a guy name Van DammeWhose acting was a bit of a shamBut he really could strutAnd he kicked lots of buttSo audiences don’t give much of a …
margueritem over 12 years ago
Aw, picking on Jean Claude.
Tcassutt over 12 years ago
What a Damme shame!
jreckard over 12 years ago
There once was a guy name Van DammeWhose acting was a bit of a shamBut he really could strutAnd he kicked lots of buttSo audiences don’t give much of a …
Perkycat over 12 years ago
Always thought I could write a Van Damme movie – same story, different venue.
flagfly over 12 years ago
Hey, I like him. YOU try making a foreign film and handle a new language.
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
He couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag….but he could really kick and punch his way out of one.