Close to Home by John McPherson for June 01, 2012

I hope that pencil sharpener is bolted to the counter. When his arm uncoils, no telling what’ll happen.

I feel a warning sticker for the pencil AND sharpener is in order. Right after the lawsuit.

Now, SLOWLY turn the crank in the opposite direction, making sure you keep a firm grasp on it.

But he can throw one mean screwball now.

Quick! Someone hand him a propeller and he can fly across the room…

The sad part is the pencil is still blunt.

Judy Moody & the BUMMER Summer?

you can lead a horse to water…but a pencil must be lead

Hey, no one’s twisting your arm here….oh….wait.