Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 03, 2012

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Doubtful that they will make it a hobbit of visiting this place.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Fur sure…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    And wanting pedicures was the sole reason they came to town today….

    They may have to file a complaint.

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    I agree, looks like they’re opening up – but the dialog doesn’t quite fit. They must figure they’re toes-t.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    How can the comments have come this far with out some wise guy saying something about the agony of de feet? Or are we above that, now?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 12 years ago

    Never judge a hobbit until you’ve walked a mile in his fur…

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    Don’t lose that Ring.

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    The pedicurist saw it was Bilbo and decided it was best to be baggin it.

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    konradh  over 12 years ago

    So, they specialize in Middle Earth customers, but close up when the see Middle earth inhabitants coming? I am missing something.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Konrad — Don’t make a hobbit of thinking like that!

    All the people of Middle Earth are NOT furry-toed and leathery-soled.An Elf or a Dwarf or even Aragorn himself might have something quite defensive to say about that!When it comes down to it, though…. I’d rather work on Hobbit toes than try to pedicure an Ent.

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    feralglance  over 12 years ago

    Wait. The sign is turned to states “closed” on the back, leaving “open” to the street. Technically, they’re opening specifically for them…

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