Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 05, 2012

“Susan_sunshine has disclosed via carrier pigeon that she’s on a government mission and will return Wednesday.”

Better check that Pencil Head’s license to see if he has the PMA Certification Seal.

And what’s the point?

um – is there a place where they have gas station attendants anymore?

When he uses the restroom, he always goes No. 2.

That car, as a four-door sedan, is the Buick that I used for my high school years. Mine was a ’52. Mom had the better car, a ’59 with endless fins….

Go to Google Images under “1952 Buick red convertible”. You will see the car that was used for the sketch. 1952 was the last straight eight for Buick. In 1953 the first fast[er] buick V8 came out.

So, unleaded it is then?

Yes— New Jersey. AFAIK, the only state left where it’s still illegal to pump your own. Good ol’ People’s Republic of New Jersey…

Nice car drawing!

And how much lead is in your pencil? Well, under some circumstances that could be a leading question. But, of course, a pencil contains no lead, and, in fact, never has.reference for above quote

Freddie Blassie was the first thing I thought of too. (Looked up that video even before reading the comments)

That pencil lead can write a mile long line!

Buick Roadmaster?