FBI: Just the facts, ma'am. Agent grimsby, FBI. We got a complaint. Are you a terrorist? Any weapons of mass destruction here? Woman: No. FBI: Anyone being held captive? Tortured? Woman: No! FBI: What's that horrific burning smell? Herman: Dinner.
Call the ambulance as he’s going to need it!
Its only torture if he eats it.
So she IS torturing someone!!
Change the glasses to a cap that covers the man’s eyes and make the FBI agent a Scotland Yard detective and who does thsi remind you of?
Back when I first got married Wifey cooked up
Thanksgiving dinner(tried to)..I couldn’t eat it..It was
so bad I snuck most of it to the dog..Dog took one bite
and then went in the corner and started to lick his butt.
Wifey came back in the room,saw the dog, and said..
“Why is he doing that?”..I said.."He’s trying to get the
taste out of his mouth." —Ron White
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Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Call the ambulance as he’s going to need it!
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Its only torture if he eats it.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
So she IS torturing someone!!
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Change the glasses to a cap that covers the man’s eyes and make the FBI agent a Scotland Yard detective and who does thsi remind you of?
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Back when I first got married Wifey cooked up
Thanksgiving dinner(tried to)..I couldn’t eat it..It was
so bad I snuck most of it to the dog..Dog took one bite
and then went in the corner and started to lick his butt.
Wifey came back in the room,saw the dog, and said..
“Why is he doing that?”..I said.."He’s trying to get the
taste out of his mouth." —Ron White
el8 over 12 years ago
biological weapon