Monty by Jim Meddick for June 30, 2012
June 29, 2012
July 01, 2012
Transcript:
You're no longer a chicken. You're returning to human consciousness... Huh...? What?... Where am I?... Why am I in cargo shorts? Dude! You are hypnotized! You thought you were a chicken! No way! Really?... A chicken?! I don't remember a thing! What did I do? Did I try to fly? Did I...? Whoa. Why does my mouth taste so funny?... Um... You've got a little beetle carcass in between your teeth.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Moonie, there are things that Monty probably does not need to know, ever, about this episode in his life!
Varnes over 12 years ago
He’s got George or John stuck in his teeth?
K M over 12 years ago
My friends tried to take me to one of those trendy L.A. restaurants where they serve you all the chocolate-covered insects. You know: chocolate-covered ants, chocolate-covered grasshoppers, chocolate-covered cockroaches. So I tried one. Tasted like a regular cockroach.
sshiraz over 12 years ago
@Bob
As in the beatles…lol
iced tea over 12 years ago
Monty better stay clear of hypnotists. You never know what he’ll become next.