Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 21, 2012

Rodney got slugged.

Lack of coffee made him sluggish.

don’t mean to be nosy, but…then why is that a wedding dress, rodney?

Rod should be lucky that they are also out of salt.

The Wizard really woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

Gary, is that you? Spongebob has been looking for you….

Good one. Check that inventory, especially for peace-keepingpotions. Like coffee.

Guess Wiz wasn’t in the mood to be trifled with.

I need to start drinking coffee more often, I don’t want to turn into a snail!