Memo to Garfield: If I were the younger version of you, I wouldn’t want to be the present version of you. Back in the day you took on escaped panthers to save your friends. You could do that because you had four more or less normal cat feet. Now look at you. Your bottom feet are like clowns’ feet, you walk on your hind legs like a human… I’m surprised your fellow cats haven’t accused you en masse of selling out to Homo sapiens.There. I’ve finished my pre-caffiene rant for today. Now for some Starbucks Mocha Frappuchino. Want me to get you a can, Garfield? :)
Llewellenbruce about 12 years ago
And why is that?
MammothNL about 12 years ago
That was a good imitation of Odie
Hillbillyman about 12 years ago
I’m sure Odie wouldn’t want to be you eather Garfield.
stripseeker about 12 years ago
@Garf
You couldn’t hold a candle to Odie.He’s got trained tongue muscles you wouldn’t believe.
Rakkav about 12 years ago
Memo to Garfield: If I were the younger version of you, I wouldn’t want to be the present version of you. Back in the day you took on escaped panthers to save your friends. You could do that because you had four more or less normal cat feet. Now look at you. Your bottom feet are like clowns’ feet, you walk on your hind legs like a human… I’m surprised your fellow cats haven’t accused you en masse of selling out to Homo sapiens.There. I’ve finished my pre-caffiene rant for today. Now for some Starbucks Mocha Frappuchino. Want me to get you a can, Garfield? :)
Rakkav about 12 years ago
(see, I’m so bad this morning I can’t even spell caffeine right – no winning any spelling bees today)
Burnside217 about 12 years ago
He needs to include the tail wagging thing, that’s the only way it could be done.
The#1BoiseStateFan about 12 years ago
Of course, cause Odie is stupid,Garf
m.l. about 12 years ago
Number Three about 12 years ago
Odie is unique and so are you, Garfield.
And Jon… Won’t go any further.
LOL xxx
Casey Southards about 12 years ago
Don’t knock it until you try it. Right?
Mary Rose Francini Premium Member about 12 years ago
2nd panel of strip is so funny garfield is acting dog panting as Odie LOL
tbritt99 about 12 years ago
Looks like it hurts
cwg about 12 years ago
Darn close:Alan Parsons Project1977 – I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
got that Rolling Stones look goin’ on
sashacasey about 12 years ago
You forgot to wag your tail, Garfield!
greatbest about 12 years ago
i don’t get it.
spyroclub1 over 6 years ago
Second panel: my new screensaver.
Afterlifeplayz345 almost 4 years ago
Garfield f0rgot to do the tail