Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 19, 2012

That’s not the kind of drill my dentist uses.

“Cool, give me perccocet or I’ll schedule you in for next week.”

crank up the nitrous oxide

Try me. This will only hurt for a second, then you should pass out from the pain. ;-)

…and actual dental equipment.

Looks like the drill I use for setting anchors in concrete.What’s he using for filling the tooth?

I never used novocaine – I hated the shots worse than the drilling.

Sorry, I’m OUTTA HERE!!!!!

He’s not the dentist. He’s the electrician filling in while the dentist is busy with another patient.

… and I’m out of here!