F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 26, 2012

Good one Dad.

And A! Don’t forget A batteries.

Weekend dad..

The A Team, early years

Size B were the 45 to 300 volt batteries used to drive portable electronics with tubes in them. I don’t think anyone has made a new one in 20 years.

Do I even wan to know what a “koozie” is?

I never even knew they made a B size battery. Growing up, I just thought they skipped that size for some reason.

Koozies also keep your hand from getting wet when the can sweats. I hate koozies myself—just saying.

McGyver would build a helicopter and flay them all home. ..Dad will do something kind of like that. He’ll try to connect the batteries to the phone clip, which will eventually set the backpack on fire, setting the underbrush on fire, and the firefighters will find them.

Someone please explain this one to me.

Alright kids channel your inner MacGuyver.

Yes, MacGuyver not McGruber.

Oh….a can COSY. Got some but as PipeTobacco says, the can’s not open long enough to get warm.

Okay. I understand that he has a can koozie, some batteries and a phone belt clip, but so what? What is the joke?

I must be denser than the trees.