Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 30, 2012

What’s her beef, anyway?

Just another case of bait and switch.

She’s big enough to be considered beef. They should serve her….

Thanks Dogsniff, I wouldn’t know a red herring from a can of tuna.

When her email mentioned “turf and surf”, she was being phished.

It IS the Red Herring Cafe! WHAT, you expect the real thing?

Judging by the guy on the left, it better be Kosher.

“Where’s the vegetables?” she beefed.

:)

J. Short — excuuuse me?