"I'm sorry, but there is now a $5 fee for using one of our pens."
Why am I not surprised?
There must be a typo. It says “Fourth Nationa[l] Bank” in the background, not “Bank of America.”
Ack! Don’t give them any ideas!
My on-line account password is so secure I can’t even use it.Only the bank pres can access my account but he left for Brazil yesterday.
It’s too late. The bank branch at one of the local supermarkets expects customers to provide their own pens. If they don’t have one, they’re told to buy one from the store. I don’t bank there.
To open an account, you have to bring them a toaster
Right handed chain; claim discrimination.
This bank must be in Pottersville, it’s certainly not in Bedford Falls.
Someone has to pay for the new health care
plus $2.50 for coming inside
August 21, 2015
margueritem over 12 years ago
Why am I not surprised?
Sillstaw over 12 years ago
There must be a typo. It says “Fourth Nationa[l] Bank” in the background, not “Bank of America.”
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 12 years ago
Ack! Don’t give them any ideas!
sharklungs over 12 years ago
My on-line account password is so secure I can’t even use it.Only the bank pres can access my account but he left for Brazil yesterday.
runar over 12 years ago
It’s too late. The bank branch at one of the local supermarkets expects customers to provide their own pens. If they don’t have one, they’re told to buy one from the store. I don’t bank there.
philyfanstukinmi over 12 years ago
To open an account, you have to bring them a toaster
J Short over 12 years ago
Right handed chain; claim discrimination.
battle of plattsburgh over 12 years ago
This bank must be in Pottersville, it’s certainly not in Bedford Falls.
jcm1655 over 12 years ago
Someone has to pay for the new health care
el8 over 12 years ago
plus $2.50 for coming inside