Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for July 25, 2012

As ugly to Sam as SHE is???? TALK about the POT calling the KETTLE BLACK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Hey Liz, go POUND SOME SAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I can live to be 100 by only eating stuff that tastes awful, I’d rather not.

He needs to dump this dish rag and find a mate he can have fun growing old with.

Geeze someone teach that woman how to use a freezer. When “farm share” gives you extra you don’t force feed tons of it to your family til their throwing up sick of it, you freeze it and serve reasonable amounts later.

Lying about what you like (“my favorite…”) only makes it worse because she’ll make it for you more often. :-sYeah, it’ll spare her feelings, but at the cost of your stomach and appetite. :-(

Kale strikes again!

I’m trying NOT to imagine what happens later with all that fiber. ugh, my stomach hurts.

There’s nothing good about kale or kohlrabi, nasty nasty stuff. I bet Liz gets busted eating an ice cream sundae when Sam’s at work.

Really, folks. You obviously haven’t tasted my wife’s kale recipe. I was dubious, but I have to tell you, there are ways of making green veggies taste wonderful. Honest. And frozen food instead of fresh from the farm? Perish the thought.