Cowboy: Uh-oh. looks like the carpenter boys are back in town.
That can knot be good.
And their cousins, the carpenter ants, are coming too!
They’re in the saloon getting hammered, Sheriff. We’d better wait until they come out to nail them (with a real nail gun).
Too late, Sheriff, they already saw you.
Go for your tool belt, pardner, or I’ll drill you where you stand.
“I see” said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
they shoot saw horses, don’t they?
Their leader is Shim Pickens. Wooden they be drinking Jim Beam?
Well, we all saw this coming.
You’d get board riding one of those.
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
That can knot be good.
frobe1304 over 12 years ago
And their cousins, the carpenter ants, are coming too!
richardkel over 12 years ago
They’re in the saloon getting hammered, Sheriff. We’d better wait until they come out to nail them (with a real nail gun).
finkd over 12 years ago
Too late, Sheriff, they already saw you.
richardkel over 12 years ago
Go for your tool belt, pardner, or I’ll drill you where you stand.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
“I see” said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
they shoot saw horses, don’t they?
philyfanstukinmi over 12 years ago
Their leader is Shim Pickens. Wooden they be drinking Jim Beam?
Bargrove over 12 years ago
Well, we all saw this coming.
J Short over 12 years ago
You’d get board riding one of those.