Monty by Jim Meddick for July 16, 2012
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Here, you take the smashminton, the ring toss and the... What? Are you nuts?! I'm not helping you schlep all that @#$@%! all I need to enjoy the beach is a towel and a cooler of ice cold beer... You're on your own, amigo. Ok, fine! But don't come crawlin' to me if you want an inflatable paddle boat ride!
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
there’s nothing in this world that can’t be compensated for with beer
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Righttt, Monty!I’m with Moondoggie, dude!
Varnes over 12 years ago
Well, as Homer has oft been quoted, “Beer, the cause of, and the solution to, all my problems…”
Varnes over 12 years ago
Ring Toss? What? No, we don’t do bean bag either…If you can’t play a gentleman’s game of Horseshoes?….Go away….
V-Beast over 12 years ago
Why am I not seeing a metal detector?
demorodney over 12 years ago
Moondog, I would suggest a beach umbrella too, to keep the sun off the cooler.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
he needs a Dave Gomberg kite, it’ll carry all that crap for him.